COFFEE IS THE LIFE-BLOOD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

There is nothing more perfect in this world than Coffee, Chocolate, and Lasagna. The rules in my house are as follows:

1. Do NOT even talk to me before my third cup of coffee!
2. NEVER take my last cup of coffee!
3. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE!!!!
4. If I am cooking, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!

The true gods of the universe are as follows:

1. Gaia - Mother of everything and Everyone, Neutral in everything, Keeper of the balance
2. Coffee - First perfect food of the Earthen Plane
3. Chocolate - Second perfect food of the Earthen Plane
4. Lord Marcus Maximus - God Creator of Ego and Attitude
5. Preacher Jay Kelly - First son of Ego and Attitude
6. Rich the "Bull" - Second son of Ego and Attitude
7. Alkaraan - First son of Lucifer, Third son of Ego and Attitude, born to give Lucifer the equal knowledge of betrayal that he gave to the Positive Deity (God, He who is called "I Am", Allah, Vishnu, Buddha, Ra, Odin, Saturn, Zeus, etc.)

Tell me what you think!