Various quotes to make you think or laugh
"It's like falling off a horse, you have to get right back up and shoot it." - Quinn Morgendorfer to her sister Daria in the episode "The New Kid"
"Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours." - Dennis Miller
"You may say I'm a cynical charlatan." - Ozzy Osbourne
"Welcome to my nightmare, I'm sure you'll like it here." - Alice Cooper
"Don't steal, the Government hates competition!" - NewJoke.com
"Information is to democracy what blood is to the body. I think we're in danger of shutting off the blood flow in our democracy."- Rep. DAVID OBEY, D-WI
"In the end, our greatest weapon is not our guns, but our beliefs." - British P.M. Tony Blair addressing the U.S. Congress Thursday July 17, 2003
"He's not dead, He's resting!" - Michael Palin of Monty Python in the infamous "Parrot Sketch"
"It's good to be the King!" - Mel Brooks
"Go that way, REALLY fast, if something gets in your way, TURN!" - "Better Off Dead"
"A smith and Wesson beats 4 aces" - Murphy's Law #14
"I've got it!"
"Waddaya got Cap?"
"I've got Jacks and Aces, What have you got?"
"Oh, that's good! I was Bluffing!" - Groucho and Chico Marx in "Animal Crackers"
"I think it's important not to blame poor eating habits on someone else" - Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-KY in reference to a bill introduced to prevent frivolous lawsuits against the fast-food industry based on a person's weight.
"But all I wanted was the bat." - Mandy Block after being assaulted in an Italian Sausage costume by Pittsburgh Pirate Randall Simon
"A physical law of the universe Danny, the shortest distance between to points is a straight line in the opposite direction" - Chevy Chase in "Caddyshack"
"Don't Panic!" and "Always remember your towel!" - "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
"Why that green blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!" - Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy in "Star Trek III - The Search for Spock"
"I find when everything's coming my way it's 'cuz I'm
in the wrong
lane." - Satan in Satin (LJ Buddy)
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